FNEWS
Because the truth is just poorly funded fiction.

MICHAEL FAYLOOR

ALEX BONES
THE JEPSTEIN FILES: GLOBALIST PLOT REVEALED. "THEY ARE TURNING THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!" EXCLUSIVE REVEAL OF INTERDIMENSIONAL VAMPIRE SECRETS.

FUCKER CARLSBERG
CONFUSION GRIPS THE NATION. WHY IS MY FACE STUCK LIKE THIS? JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. THE WOKE MOB DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

CANDY HOENS
THE TRUTH HURTS. FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, BUT I DO CARE ABOUT EXPOSING THE LIES OF THE MAINSTREAM NARRATIVE. DEBATE ME.

DICK FLUENZA
AMERICA FIRST... TO THE BASEMENT. CATCH THE FLU. YEAH, WE'RE GOING THERE. UNFILTERED, UNHINGED, AND UNDERGROUND.

CHARLIE SMIRK
PROVE ME WRONG. IF SOCIALISM IS SO GOOD, WHY IS MY FACE SO SMALL? TURNING POINT USA? MORE LIKE TURNING POINT WHO CARES.

MICHAEL FAYLOOR
THERE IS NO SECOND BEST. SELL YOUR HOUSE, SELL YOUR KIDNEY, BUY THE DIP. CYBER-HORNETS ARE COMING TO PROTECT YOUR ENERGY.

THE ADVENTURES OF CWEG WONG
He's always trying to pretend to be Satoshi, and going to conferences to give lectures on "scientific" papers he just made up.